reasons why you should marry a doctor!!

1. The stethoscope.
2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work.
3. They can give you a free medical consultation.
4.You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!!
5. They are smart!!
6. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
7. Let's play doctor!!
8. They are well trained to listen.
9. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!
10. They always have a strange new story to tell.
11. They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).
12. They can stay up all night if you want them to.
13. They can guide you in the gym.
14. Money!!! (Although they work long hours for it)
15. Free medical samples!!
16. They are unshockable!!!
17. They know what you want to hear and say it!!
18. They always try to dress nice!!
19. They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way.

You know you're a doctor when:

1. You wake up at 6am on a weekend although you don't have work.
2. A sound of a van reversing with a beep makes you look for a phone number.
3. You feel there is something wrong if you don't have an exam coming up.
4. Can’t relax.
5. Can wiz through a 300 page book in a day.
7. Watch scrubs and laugh at yourself.
8. Use the phrase "I am a doctor" to get away with something.
9. You are always tiered.
10. When you keep on asking for stuff that doesn't get done.
11. When you write more than a thousand words a day.
12. When you have no privacy.
14. If you thought you have a disease you are studying about.
15. if you feel like your over worked and under paid.
16. If people call you doctor.
17. You find yourself always carrying a pen even if you're on a night out.
18. When you forget to have a haircut.
20. Are expected to be in two places at the same time.
21. Are expected to know everything.
22. Are called in the middle of the night to sign a piece of paper.
23. Are dragged to the end of the world to talk to someone.
24. Are expected to smile everyday.
25. Don't understand what people mean when they talk about the "hospital smell".
26. When you can see someone's guts and think about food.
27. When you are not disgusted by the previous sentence.
28. If you can't remember what you ate they day before! but still manage to remember the blood results of every single patient you have.
29. You are always thinking about the next job.
30. Are reading this sentence!!!
31. You think green is a cool color to wear!!
32. You can sleep ( on command) on any surface, at any hour of the day!!
33. Can't spell.
***** if you have any additions tell me******

22. عندما لا تفهم ما يقصده الآخرون عندما يتحدثون عن "رائحة المستشفيات".

فعلا ليش الناس كذا؟ P:

26. عندما تستطيع أن ترى أحشاء شخص ما وتفكر في الطعام!!!
27. عندما لا تتقرف من الجملة السابقة!

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